Texan Eye Center

A traveling salesman visiting a small rural village T EXAS seen a circus banner reading: "Do not miss the" Amazing Texan. The seller was curious, so he bought a ticket. The tent went dark. Suddenly the trumpets sounded, the lights came up, and all eyes turned towards the central ring. It was shown a table with three walnuts on it. Standing beside the table was an old cowboy retirement. Suddenly, the old cowboy unzipped his jeans, he pulled out and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty blows! The crowd erupted in applause, and the elderly Texan has been carried on their shoulders.
Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town, and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the warning banner: "Do not miss the Amazing Texan. He can not believe the old man is still alive, much less do his act. So he buys a ticket.
Again, when the center ring is illuminated, it is the table and the old cowboy. But this time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The old man stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly, he whips over and crush coconuts with three incredible shots. The crowd goes wild!
Amazed, the seller requests an interview with him after the show. "You're unbelievable," he said old Texan, "but I know something. You're older now, so why in the world would do without coconut?
"Well," said the old cowboy, "my eyes are not what they were. "

lol funny you get a star of Texas!

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lol.

LOL! Lovely! hahaha

funny

Too long ... I do not want to read

Ha ha ha, very funny, Thanks for that.

LOL!

I do not get it, but Im going to go along with the crowd .. haha was - hillarious !!!!!!!!!

Awesome! LOL!